You are at a tea party. Your name is [[Shumthing Shmancy]]. You are a fluffy teddy bear. You are tied to your chair and you want [[cookies]]. You suspect the [[tea cup]] may be poisoned.You are a very dignified, curly-haired bear. You wear a bow tie. This name seems to suit you. [[Go back->START]]These look delicious. There are shortbread and sugar cookies. You *really* want one. You look at the chair next to you, which is occupied by a fat [[blue dog]]This cup smells funny. Or it could be the [[doily]] underneath, but something is not right about it. You are parched, tea would be nice. But do you trust this tea? Do you [[drink it]] or [[go back->START]]You want to touch it. It looks thin and delicate. Actually, you didn't notice before but it is very suspicious... [[touch it]] or [[go back->START]] Clue warns you not to touch it. You decide it is a dormant honey bomb. You are allergic to honey so you do not touch it. [[Go back->START]] or [[risk the explosion]].He introduces himself as (color: red)[Clue]. [[Go back->START]] or [[look around]]You notice a small window behind you. Now you really want to escape. You [[talk to Clue]].You say, "[[Clue, you are fat.]]" or "[[pass the purple mayonnaise]]"You are playing a dangerous game now. You reach forward and brace yourself. When you touch the doily, nothing happens, but when you take your hand away the doily sticks to you you try to get it off with the other hand, but now you cannot pull it away. You try to pull you hands apart but nothing works. Some how you find your hands stuck to the table. ##YOU HAVE FAILED! Now you must [[start over->START]]."Clue, you are fat!" He responds with,"Your tacky and I hate you!" In response to this, you [[smack him with a cookie]]"pass the purple mayonnaise" you say. Clue refuses to give you the purple mayonnaise and throws milk at you. Do you [[grow bunny ears and a horn]] or [[smack him with a cookie]].Double-click this passage to edit it.HE turns the table over in frustration, but when he does this, he sets off an enormous honey bomb. You are allergic to honey. [[You did not complete the tea party.->START]]Two long, white ears suddenly sprout from your head, accompanied by a single spiraled horn protruding from your forehead. The milk must have been poisoned. It tastes horrible. You spit it out immediately, but its effects have already began to take place. Did the milk inside cause you to [[grow bunny ears and a horn]]? Or was it [[poisoned tea]]? The poison is flowing through you bloodstream now. You start sweating purple sweat. You have now reached the most horrible outcome possible. You can bear how awful this story has made your life. You just can't stand it. In this version of virtual reality, you will not go back to the beginning. This is the only outcome in which you reach [[THE END]]There is nothing here. You have reached the end. You do not exist, nor does the world. Nothingness surrounds you. This is your eternal punishment for finishing the game. ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS!!! Are you satisfied with your sequence of clicks? Because now you will suffer from nothing for ever. Actually, you cannot be satisfied because you do not exist. The universe does not exist. You can read this forever but there is nothing here. There is nothing here. You have reached the end. You do not exist, nor does the world. Nothingness surrounds you. This is your eternal punishment for finishing the game. ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS!!! Are you satisfied with your sequence of clicks? Because now you will suffer from nothing for ever. Actually, you cannot be satisfied because you do not exist. The universe does not exist. You can read this forever but there is nothing here. There is nothing here. You have reached the end. You do not exist, nor does the world. Nothingness surrounds you. This is your eternal punishment for finishing the game. ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS!!! Are you satisfied with your sequence of clicks? Because now you will suffer from nothing for ever. Actually, you cannot be satisfied because you do not exist. The universe does not exist. You can read this forever but there is nothing here. There is nothing here. You have reached the end. You do not exist, nor does the world. Nothingness surrounds you. This is your eternal punishment for finishing the game. ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS!!! Are you satisfied with your sequence of clicks? Because now you will suffer from nothing for ever. Actually, you cannot be satisfied because you do not exist. The universe does not exist. You can read this forever but there is nothing here. There is nothing here. You have reached the end. You do not exist, nor does the world. Nothingness surrounds you. This is your eternal punishment for finishing the game. ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS!!! Are you satisfied with your sequence of clicks? Because now you will suffer from nothing for ever. Actually, you cannot be satisfied because you do not exist. The universe does not exist. You can read this forever but there is nothing here. There is nothing here. You have reached the end. You do not exist, nor does the world. Nothingness surrounds you. This is your eternal punishment for finishing the game. ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS!!! Are you satisfied with your sequence of clicks? Because now you will suffer from nothing for ever. Actually, you cannot be satisfied because you do not exist. The universe does not exist. You can read this forever but there is nothing here. There is nothing here. You have reached the end. You do not exist, nor does the world. Nothingness surrounds you. This is your eternal punishment for finishing the game. ETERNAL NOTHINGNESS!!! Are you satisfied with your sequence of clicks? Because now you will suffer from nothing for ever. Actually, you cannot be satisfied because you do not exist. The universe does not exist. You can read this forever but there is nothing here.