You are running a heist.
You have brought along four individuals as [[team members]].
The mission was to steal cookies from a high-security vault.
You and your team members were heavily armed.
[[Step One]] [[Keola]], [[Nadia]], [[Cassidy]], and [[Dustin]] complete your squad. Alyssa was supposed to join you in this VERY IMPORTANT mission, but she cancelled because she had "tennis."
[[Go back->Start]] Keola is ten feet tall. You paid her twenty dollars to join you in this mission. Unfortunately, she is just on her phone the whole time.
[[Go back->Start]] to Start
(link-goto: "Anyway...", (history:)'s last)Nadia is not important. She was just brought along so she wouldn't tell on you. Nadia is your sister. You did not want to risk getting in trouble with your mom and not completing your top secret mission.
[[Go back->Start]] to Start
(link-goto: "Anyway...", (history:)'s last)
Cassidy will do *anything* to get to the cookies. She has her head in the game and is the most valuable, but the most dangerous squad member.
[[Go back->Start]] to Start
(link-goto: "Anyway...", (history:)'s last)Dustin is a fairy. He is seven inches tall and flies near your shoulder.
[[Go back->Start]] to Start
(link-goto: "Anyway...", (history:)'s last)You and your team need to unlock the vault. [[Cassidy]] uses her super strength to make a dent in the titanium by kicking it and screaming.
The hole she made was the perfect size for the dainty [[Dustin]] to fly through.
[[Nadia]] was complaining about not being involved enough so you duct taped her mouth.
She was upset and knocked into [[Keola]]. Keola falls and somehow her hand is stuck in the opening, leaving [[Dustin]] locked inside the vault and Keola immobile.
[[Either tie Nadia to a chair]]
[[Or let Nadia off with a warning]]Now that Nadia is not a concern, you begin to plan on how to rescue Dustin. The poor fairy could never escape on his own.
Keola is relieved that her phone was not in the hand that is stuck and is texting her time away.
Cassidy is lifting elephants to calm herself down and pass the time.
[[wait until Keola's battery dies to take action]]
[[make a new plan immediately]]
Nadia rips the duct tape off of her face and looks at her feet as you scold her.
She vows to right her wrong but then trips over her own feet and falls.
[[make a new plan immediately]]Keola cries a little, but now that her phone is dead, you can save the fairy.
You try scream to Dustin, but he cannot hear you.
Keola begins twisting her arm and trying to free her hand, but nothing works.
Cassidy starts punching holes near the one that Keola is stuck in, hoping to enlarge that. Eventually, she succeeds but she also broke three of Keola's fingers.
Dustin immediately flies out saying that he no longer wants to complete the mission.
[[give up entirely and accept that your mother will yell at you a lot]]
[[try to convince Dustin to continue]](if: (history:) contains "Either tie Nadia to a chair")[You accept that this part of the mission will have to be completed without Keola's help because she cannot be torn away from her phone. Cassidy began to kick the vault in hopes of making an opening large enough to crawl through. She worries that this cannot be done without a tool of some sort.
Finally, and idea comes to her. She picks up Nadia and her metal chair and launches it at the titanium. It worked! Nadia has finally contributed something.
[[crawl through, into the vault]] ]
(else:)[Nadia falls on Cassidy and severely injures her. Cassidy's legs appear to be broken. You have no idea how you'll break through the vault now! Once again, Nadia has ruined your life.
[[make the decision that you should have earlier and tie Nadia to a chair]]
[[give up entirely and accept that your mother will yell at you a lot]]]You are met with an unhappy Dustin. He says he wants to go back and forget the mission.
[[give up entirely and accept that your mother will yell at you a lot]]
[[try to convince Dustin to continue]]
Finally, Nadia is not a concern. Now everything is up to you because Keola is stuck and Cassidy is crippled.
While Keola is snapchatting every detail of this CONFIDENTIAL mission, you freak out from the pressure. How will you save Dustin?
THEN SUDDENLY THE PLAN IS COMPLETELY ALTERED WITH THE ENTRANCE OF [[SAVILLE]]
[[continue]]
Oh well.
You leave Nadia and go back home. She always escapes when you try to tie her to chairs, so you aren't concerned about her well being.
THE ENDYou beg and plead, but know that the only way to make him change his mind is to make his mom cry.
[[give up entirely and accept that your mother will yell at you a lot]]She is another friend, but she lived in a land far, far away so you did not think she would be available for this mission.
(link-goto: "Anyway...", (history:)'s last)Saville runs at the speed of light and passes through the walls of the vault using Dustin's fairy power.
He holds on to her sleeve and they return to you, WITHOUT THE COOKIES.
[[give up entirely and accept that your mother will yell at you a lot]]
[[refuse to give up]]
With newly discovered strength, you yank Keola from the wall, storm into the vault and grab your cookies.
[[do you share them?->share them]]
(if: (confirm: "Are you sure you want to share them?"))[You share them.
You have less cookies, but happy friends. Isn't that what matters?
You do not share with Nadia.]
(else:)[More for you.
You have more cookies, but fewer friends. Isn't that what matters?
You make a special note not to share with Nadia.]
You leave Nadia and go back home. She always escapes when you try to tie her to chairs, so you aren't concerned about her well being.
THE END