You sigh, silently waiting for [[your comrades]] to call in on their walkie-talkies. You were assigned the wonderful task of stealing the glue sticks from the Enrichment Classroom's supply closet. You are currently sitting in the hallway leading to the closet, waiting for your partners to tell you when it's okay to go in. The fact that all these bozos are the ones that fell into your IQ group at the [[E.V.I.L.]] convention irks you in thousands of ways. What will you do? Reader==> [[sit down in the middle of the classroom]]This team of nitwits consists of Frank, Brutus, George, and Ace, yourself.Every Villain Is LemonsThat is a stupid idea, even for you. Reader==> [[check your walkie]]You check your walkie. The screen is blank. Are you freaking kidding me. You're starting to believe in the conventional staff's judging abilities. Reader==> [[turn on the walkie-talkie]]You turn on the walkie-talkie. Reader==> [[call in]] Reader==> [[don't call in]]Ace: What the hell is going on? Brutus: We've been calling in for ten minutes, you bloody idiot. Frank: Guys, calm down. The director is going to return from lunch any minute now. George: I guess we should just get this over with. Frank: George is right. Ace, find the doorknob, grab the glue, and get the hell outta there Reader==> [[find the doorknob, grab the glue, and get the hell outta there]] Reader==> [[completely ignore your team and get the hell outta there instead of completeing the mission]]You find the doorknob, grab the glue, and get the hell outta there. Glue in hand, you run from the door, bolting to the E.V.I.L.'s in-school headquarters, located in the Girl's bathroom. Could they not have picked a better place to hold things like this? Reader==> [[input code into sanitary containment box]] You enter your passcode. 6-1-2-3 Reader==> [[transport to base]]-.-You abandon your post and therefore abandon your team, consequently getting kicked out from the E.V.I.L. organization and living your life forever in shame You eventually find a time machine and decide to change your fate. Reader==> [[back to heist->check your walkie]]You are trasnported to base. You put your glue sticks on the manager's desk Reader==> [[accept fate]]The Manager awards you with an immediate Medal of Honor for your Bravery and Valor. He obviously forgets that you abandoned post. Oh wait, that didn't happen! you went back in time! good Job, you may seem like a total dipshit, but at least your life is happy now. (the end?)