A young man sits at his table. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's first tea party. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! [[What will the name of this young man be?]] I don't care about him. just make him [[drink some tea]] This young man's name is Maxwell Evans. Young Evans' [[friends->what friends?]] have not yet arrived to his previously mentioned party, so he is in a waiting state. Maxwell==> [[reminisce you and your friends' pastimes]] Maxwell==> [[drink some tea]]What friends? You suddenly remember your three friends' names [[Raphael Baum]], [[Alexa Holdman]], and [[Helen Dudley]] You feel thirsty You should really [[drink some tea]]Maxwell drinks the tea. Earl Grey, Maxwell's favorite Maxwell==>[[think about friends->what friends?]]You reminisce There was that one time that you and your [[friends->what friends?]] tried to climb up that tree. The stitches took three months to heal. Ouch. You are now Raphael Baum, Maxwell's overly-confident and semi-annoying friend. You find yourself often indulging in multiple frivolous acts such as drinking the nectar of the gods, making terrible rhymes, and drawing atrocious portraits of your friends. Raphael==>[[finally go to party->raphael finally go to party]] Raphael==>[[grab one last thing->raphael grab one last thing]]You are now Helen Dudley, Maxwell's bubbly, sweet, and indescribably adorable cousin. You've been dying for him to throw a party, but you'd never assumed it would be a tea party. That's alright though. Nothing he could do would ever make you mad. Helen==>[[finally go to party->helen finally go to party]] Helen==>[[grab one last thing->helen grab one last thing]]You are now Alexa Holdman, Maxwell's oldest, level-headed, and spiritful friend. You bring yourself to come out of the shower and dry off, getting dressed appropriately in tea party affair. Alexa==>[[finally go to party->alexa finally go to party]] Alexa==>[[grab one last thing->alexa grab one last thing]]You finally go to the party after procrastinating on the fifteen minute walk to Maxwell's Home. You walk all the way to his house with an uncanny amount of irony and swag #yolo Raphael==>[[knock on door->raphael knock on door]]You grab one last thing. Your bro's favorite hat. He'd kill you if he saw you wearing it. Probably with one of his terrible anime swords he tries to quote-unquote "train" you with Raphael==> [[finally go to party->raphael finally go to party]]Maxwell opens the door. You greet him with a "yolo" because you are "swag". You sit at the table. You guess no one else has gotten here yet. Max gives you a crumpet and you lazily chomp on it in waiting for [[them->raphaels pov them]]You finally go to the party that your cousin has been planning for three months. You get in your newly-received car and drive for thirty minutes on the overlyunprecedented amounts of highway roads there are in this city. Your cliche fuzzy dice bounce on the car's central mirror as you pull into his driveway. #super cool, bro Helen==>[[knock on door->helen knock on door]]You grab a small gift-wrapped box with a strangely blue apple inside of it. This is a home gift for your cousin with whom you are close friends. People still do that, right? Give Home gifts? Oh well. Before you uncover it, it is buried in a pile of stuffed animated characters and empty glass vials. You are a fan of science and cutesy shows like these. You should really get going Helen==>[[finally go to party->helen finally go to party]]Maxwell opens the door. You give him a super-cool fistbump because you are super-cool. You sit at the table. [[Everyone else->helens pov them]] is here. what does Maxwell have in mind for you? Helen==>[[discover]] You finally go to the party after your shower. You aren't late or early to Maxwell's party, but you decide to walk gingerly down the street to reach his house because it is a beautiful day. You spot your close friend, Raphael, on his way to the party as well, but you decide to leave him alone. He can be fairly annoying when it comes down to parties and things of the sort and you do not feel like dealing with him at the moment. #idgaf Alexa==>[[knock on door->alexa knock on door]]You grab one last thing, a copy of your favorite book, The Complacency of the Learned. This book has gotten you through many an awkward situation, from waiting for your other friends to sitting through a history lesson.You clutch the book to your side and leave for the party. Alexa==>[[finally go to party->alexa finally go to party]]Maxwell opens the door. You give him a sideways glance because you don't "gaf". You sit at the table. Only Raphael has gotten here yet. Max gives you a crumpet and you lazily chomp on it in waiting for [[helen->alexa pov them]]they are so slow, jesus what are they up to? Raphael==> become [[Alexa->Alexa Holdman]] Raphael==> become [[Helen->Helen Dudley]] Raphael==> i've been through these dorks, [[what's new]]?You wonder what they have been up to... Helen==> become [[Raphael->Raphael Baum]] Helen==> become [[Alexa->Alexa Holdman]] Helen==> i already know about these guys! [[what next->discover]]?what are they up to? Alexa==> become [[Raphael->Raphael Baum]] Alexa==> become [[Helen->Helen Dudley]] Alexa==> I've already known about my friends, [[what now]]?Soon after, Alexa arrived to the party. She pulled out that darn book she always has and ran from halfway through the book. You shrug and continue eating your crumpet. This is amazing. After about 15 minutes, Helen arrives too. Wow, the whole gang is here. What does your dorky friend have in mind for this party? Raphael==> [[discover]]Soon after, Helen arrived to the party. She pulled out that darn book she always has and ran from halfway through the book. You shrug and continue eating your crumpet. This is amazing. After about 15 minutes, Helen arrives too. Wow, the whole gang is here. What does your dorky friend have in mind for this party? Raphael==> [[discover]]You are now Maxwell. Despite who you were previously, the person you are now is him. You decide to go get cups and saucers for you and your friends. You also decide you should've done this earlier, when you were preparing for your party. You feel stupid.