"Hi," I'm a [[zombie]]. This is the story about [[my life]], guess what, I took part in a very, very [[scary heist]].Yup I am a zombie. Don't ask how I got to become one. I am very [[sensitive about it]]. I grew in a very small town, the city of New Chicagu, I had a pet rock named [[shamo]].This is where the story takes place. It all happened on my birthday I had no friends so I made one, then shamo was born. :) [[scary heist]].Why would you ask me, I told you! DON'T ASK! [[scary heist]].That the day I was born, but please don't get that confused with the heist day. That day did indeed take place on the month and day of my birthday but not the year. The year was [[2873913]] and that is when it all [[begins!]][[Hahahahahaha]], I'm just kidding, It wasn't that year. I'm not THAT old. The actual year it took place was in 2004.Sorry for my laugh :( but anyway. Lets get into the story,It was a dark and stormy night, and that's where the story [[begins!]]Me and my friend were setting up a plan to steal the [[grand jewel]] of the Smithsonian Museum[[!]]Aka the [[purple jewel]].Aka a very [[priceless, expensive, awesome, cool jewel]] SO YEAH, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS[[!]]But their was conflict. My buddy was auditioning to be in the new season of [[The Walking Dead]]. Yes, if he actually gets in the show it would be a once in a lifetime opportunity. By the way he would play a zombie, not a human, because well, he IS a zombie. Back to the [[story]]. So, instead of taking him. I took my [[other]] friend instead.He is my other zombie friend. His name is [[Billy]]. He's cool.He's my other cool friend. And when I told him about my idea to rob the museum he was all for it. So yeah, on the day of the [[heist]] we got our [[super stealthy black clothes]] on and we were ready to go!Yes, I'm finally gonna tell you how the heist all went down. [[But, not just yet]].Yes, we had to wear that just so that nobody would spot us. On the to the museum we stopped at [[Taco Bell]] to eat. [[Just kidding]].So as my Uncle, Timothy drove us we stopped at [[Taco Bell]] to eat breakfastAs we order our [[ham tacos]] and [[fish nuggets]] we [[leave]].I like ham tacos, [[leave]].Billy likes fish nuggets, [[leave]].As we get out of the parking lot and onto the highway dumb Uncle Tim got in a car crash and [[kills us all]]. All except for Billy that is, because he is a zombie he can't die again.Sadly we never actually got to the Smithsonian Museum to steal the jewel, and I have a [[secret]] to tell you, but you promise not to tell anyone?[[You really promise?]]Okay good. Well, That's how I became a zombie. I don't know how though, but that's how it happened. [[The End]]Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.