THE HEIST

you are running away from the police because you just stole 2000$ worth of beanie babies you stumble upon a house that was made in 1775 [[enter the house]] [[keep running]]

when you enter the house you notice it is much bigger on the inside than the outside [[enter the door on the left]] [[enter door on right]]

you run in to the forest behind the house the cops are gaining on you [[try to hide]] [[keep on running]]

[[climb a tree]] [[find a cave or something]] [[use the peeta strategy from the hunger games]]

you run for about 2 minutes when you start to get tired they are gaining on you [[ fight them]]

the tree you climb is a mechanical and the branch you grab isnt a branch its a lever it opens a ramp that goes under ground it leads into hogwarts [[talk to harry potter]] [[talk to ron]] [[talk to hermione]] [[talk to dumbledore]] [[talk to hagrid]]

there are 2 caves : one with a butterfly on top of it and on with a starfish on top of it [[ enter starfish cave ]] [[enter butterfly cave]]

you realize you suck at decorating frosting and you cannot camouflage yourself well enough [[eat frosting]] [[hide some more]] [[get caught]]

this door opens to the interior of a giant university you think to yourself : [[ugh school]] [[yay hiding places]]

the room locks behind you it is full of shops for food candy and other good [[buy some food and other goods]]

There is a flatscreen t.v in the cave that is playing reruns of Sponge bob you are watching the ripped pants episode when you are reminded that you are a fugitive [[run back into woods]] [[keep watching spongebob]]

you enter it and you see that this cave isnt a cave at all you find a sword [[take the sword]] [[leave it alone]]

you dont have money [[sell beanie babies at bank]] [[steal food and other goods]]

you rot in school #GAME OVER

[[hide underneath floor board]] [[look for hidden rooms]]

[[use your fists ]] or [[use beanie babies]]

your fists suck you go to jail for life #GAME OVER

beanie babies arent very effective the hand cuff you and are walking to the police station [[formulate a plan to escape]] [[go to jail peacefully]]

congrats you got 2000$ [[spend it on food and other goods]] [[look around]]

really you didnt learn anything [[run]] [[turn yourself into the shop owners]] [[turn yourself into the police]]

you run out of the room and find out they cannot leave the room or else they will die you still must hide from the police though [[go upstairs]] [[go to the smelly gross bathroom to hide]]

the shop owners throw you in house jail but then the cops bust down the door the cops say that you are their prisoners but the shop owners say that you are their prisoner they start to fight [[escape while they are fighting]] [[free fight... cool]]

the police capture you and as your punishment they throw you in a furnace #GAME OVER

yum food you eat all 2000 dollars woth of food and you phisically explode you didnt think you had any kind of self control did you #GAME OVER

there is nothing but shops down here you hear the cops in the house [[turn yourself in]]

you go to jail #THE END

you have a plan to break out of prison you need peoples help [[get help from cellmate]] [[get help from other cellmate]] [[get help from your creepy uncle]]

you rot in prison forever you gotta fight for your right to not go to prison #GAME OVER

they do not notice you and you escape [[call friends to pick you up]] [[hijack a car]] [[run home]]

the police win and capture you you go to jail and rot there for the rest of your life #GAME OVER

upstairs has a potato [[touch it]] [[throw a beanie baby at it]]

you hear a voice coming from the toilet come on bro it says [[stay in bathroom]] [[go down toilet]]

you remember you dont have friends [[run home]] [[hijack a car]]

you hijack a car but the original driver called the cops you are twice as notorious

you realize you have no home and thats the whole reason you stole the beanie babies [[run to moms house]] [[run to dads house]]

[[hide ]] [[run into secret door]]

you keep on time wasting until a mystical portal sucks you into the show what do you do [[go to krusty krab]] [[go to boating school]] [[go to salty spatoon]]

he gives you a shiv [[cut open window bars]] [[build a ladder]] [[cut open regular bars]]

he doesnt help you because he thinks youre ugly

he says you are the reason he is in prison and prison shanks you #GAME OVER

the police capture you #GAME OVER

you go down the toilet to find out the voice was the teenage mutant ninja turtles [[talk to leonardo]] [[talk to donatello]] [[talk to raphael]] [[talk to michealangelo]] [[talk to splinter]]

she tells you she doesnt want you in her house because she has an overdue library book and the police will fine her [[go to dads house]]

yay ur home #the end

he asks you if you want to join the team

he says nothing because he is the worst ninja turtle

he tells you to "leave his presence you peasant" [[train with him]] [[

he asks if you want to eat pizza [[eat pizza]]

he tells you to leave the lair you say [[no]] [[okee dokee artichokee]]

[[talk to sandy ]] [[talk to mr krabs]] [[talk to squidward]] [[talk to spongebob]] [[talk to patrick]] [[eat a krabby patty]]

you cant drive underwater use your brain dum dum you crash and the alternate reality where spongebob does no exist is in effect everyone is dead #GAME OVER

you arent tough enough [[go to boating school]] [[go to krusty krab]]

you get fat and live with the tmnt forever #THE END

he kills you #GAME OVER

you leave and realize that that was a stupid idea because the cops are still chasing you you get caught #the end

she KAY-RAH-TAYS you you are sad [[talk to mr krabs]] [[talk to spongebob]] [[talk to patrick]] [[talk to squidward]]

he is making out with his money you say [[thats disgusting]] [[can i join in]]

he tells you to leave [[okay]] [[no i always hated you as a kid why cant you just have fun omg i hate your ugly face your nose is half of it omg i hate you why you gotta be so mean]]

his laugh bursts your eardrum and you bleed out #GAME OVER

he is stoopid [[leave him to his stupidity]]

you find the meaning of life #THE END

You hide within the bowels of a great big fat woman. This keeps you protected from impending danger. #GROSS THE END

you see a secret door and enter it it was a time machine [[go back and get a life]] [[stop yourself from stealing beanie babies]]

you can never get a life [[ go back to dinosaur times]]

you go back an tackle your self you broke the space time continuum #YOU BROKE PHYSICS no more gravity no more g forces the universe collaspes under its own weight #GAME OVER

it took you 8 months but you did it but your on the 4th floor of the building so if you fell you would be dead the guards caught you

good job you built a ladder [[cut open window ]]

everybody notices you are trying to escape and you rot in extreme isolation forever #GAME OVER

he helps you hide #THE END

you hide hiding works you evade arrest from police #GAME OVER

there be no hidden rooms here [[read a book]] [[hide underneath floor board]]

you get trained [[fight police]] [[go back into house]]

the are blinded by fabulousness #GAME OVER you win

YOU ARE READY for the popo you climb the toilet unfortunately your rippling biceps get stuck in the toilet [[hulk smash toilet open]] [[accept your fate]]

you know all the secrets of the universe you are #IMMORTAL you win

it falls over the universe as we know it collaspes #THE END

you get down safely and escape [[continue being a hobo]] [[ buy a house and become a respectable human being]]

you are a hobo you eat a raw pot pie you get sick you die #GAME OVER

you live a long and plentiful life #the end

triceratops murders you #YOU DEAD

the police find you but at least you know the pythagreon theorum #GAME OVER also echinas and platypus are the only mammmals that lay eggs

it bursts open you are covered in toilet water now tmnt and the popo trying to kill you you must surrender [[surrender to popo]] [[surrender to tmnt]]

they get you you lose #THE END

he dont care [[talk to squidward]] [[talk to patrick]] [[talk to spongebob]]

he turns in to gollum no he says he rips out your spine you are the new secret krabby patty recipe gross #the end

the die of sadness that the big nose has bestowed upon you

she sits in cries in a corner [[talk to spongebob]] [[talk to patrick]]

the kills everyone with his stupidity you should have no talk to him #GAME OVER

you rot in jail #GAME OVER

they hang you over a vat of mutigen [[drop into mutigen]] [[wait for it]]

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the power of the universe flows through you [[fight the police]]

[[hide]] [[turn yourself in]]

you get fat you cant run anymore #the end

the catch you #the end

you rot in prison #THE END

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you cant the find you #the end

the expecto patronums you because you look like voldemort #the end

he is too busy being being ginger

he is busy studying [[talk to hagrid]] [[talk to dumbledore]] [[talk to ron]] [[talk to harry potter]]

hes dead sploiler alert [[talk to ron]] [[talk to hagrid]] [[talk to hermione]] [[talk to harry potter]]

the is feeding his hipogryph it kills you you didnt bow to it #the end

he expecto patronums you because you llok like voldemort #the end

you turn in to an ugly mutant your immune system cant handle it you die #the end

casey jones saves you he vanishes the tmnt are defeated you live in the lair frever #the end