you are at a party. it's a pretty rad party. you are having fun at this pretty rad party. it's also a tea party, and if you go to tea parties, then you are a hipster. your hipster name is [[Peaceandlovesunflowerchild]]. you are smoking a big hookah, like the true hipster who is totally accepting of other cultures you are. goddam, you are so hipster. this other hipster person named Philip walks up to you, he says hi. do you say [[hi]] or do you want to keep [[smoking hookah]]this is your name. you have a cool name. everybody else is jelly as a fish. good for you. go back to where you [[Start]]ed.Philip wants you to come with him to the backroom at the party. do you go[[with Philip]] or continue [[smoking hookah]]?you're smoking hookah without a care in the world. aw yea. you sit there smokin' some tobacco that's totally not hash. heh. right. suddenly you smell a burning noise. maybe it's because you're high. not that you WOULD be high, because you're totally not. that'd be so irresponsible. but you smell a burning smell. no one else seems to notice. and it smells burning. you [[check it out]]. he leads you to the back room. it is dark. as dark as a Jewish man's curly jewfro. **really** dark. he flicks on the light. the light turns on. you see an alpaca monster robot humanoid lying on the floor. you should [[touch it]]. [[or not]].you touch it and it does nothing. you notice a button on the wall. it's red. you can't tell if that's good or not. oh, what the hell, you're at a party. wait, where did Philip go? oh well... [[push button]]you're so lame. go back and [[touch it]]the alpaca monster robot humanoid hums to life. wow. that's pretty tight. it robotically walks up to you. cute. now that it's awake, should you [[touch it again]]? or run away and continue [[smoking hookah]]outside there's an alien spaceship. whoa, brah. heh. far out- but where'd the burning smell come from?? the world may never know. oh, wait. there are flames coming from the [[spaceship]]. check it out, brah. or go back and say [[hi]] to Philip.you go in. whoa. there's an alien inside. it's funny looking. and naked. it's burning some marshmallows. maybe they're like pot brownies- but marshmallow version. you [[ask]] if you can try one.you try it. not bad. it's not a pot marshmallow, though. it's only a regular one. but it's pretty delicious. you ask the alien where he got it. he got it in that one aisle at HEB that you're always trying to convince your mom to take you, with the marshmallows and with the Jell-O. you talk to the alien about [[life]].you think the alien is a genius. he probably is. he asks you to [[live with him]]idiot. it eats you and you die a horrific death. go back to [[Start]]do you say [[yes]] or [[no]]?you live with him forever. and explore the universe and eat ice cream. aw, yeah. go back to [[Start]]you say no and he gets angry and kills you. go back to [[Start]]