You're at a tea party, you're name is [[Joe McJones']] and you see a bunch of tipsy men. you didnt want to come but [[mother]] dragged you you see some [[children]] on the floor Joe You are 20 years old, and pathetically live with your mother [[Go back->Start]]She is old. And secretly part of the illuminati no questions asked. [[Go back->Start]]you [[walk]] up to the children you [[stay away]] you walk up to the children on the floor a little girl says hello you [[wave back]] you [[slap her]]you go to sit back with your mother and weep into her shoulder. [[Go back->children]]she suspiciously frowns at you [[Go back->walk]]she starts to cry one of the [[men]] walk up to you [[you stand up and look tough]] [[you continuously say sorry]]he is buff looking he cold be a soldier yikes [[Go back->slap her]]you can totally take this guy on. you think. [[you ask him if he wants to take this outside]] [[you look into his eyes]]you tell the man you are sorry and you hide behind your mother [[Go back->slap her]]you ask him if you want to take this outside he frowns harder he gets closer you frown harder you get closer he pulls out a knife for no apparent reason so dont freak out he says yes [[you walk outside]] you look into his eyes you fall to the ground [[he is a magical pony]] [[he is a demon]] this is a weird tea partyhey toughens up he shakes your hand and says hello confused you... [[say hello back]] [[you hack on his shirt]]what the heck is so pathetic just go back okayjust do it. [[Go back->you look into his eyes]]you transform into a shadow hunter and [[crack his neck]] [[take his soul]] [[Go back->you stand up and look tough]]confused, you say hello back [[you hear a toot]] [[you stick youre tounge at him]]you hack on his shirt he yells at you [[he seems ok with it after all]] [[he hacks on you]]you ask if that was him [[he says yes]] [[he blushes]]you stick your tounge out at him he makes a double chin way to fab 4 u so you decide to triple chin him down [[its a double chin contest to the death]] he seems ok with it so he just decides to talk it out. [[listen]] [["shut up"]]You feel conflicted. You decide to ignore it and put your fists up in preparation. [[punch him in the face]] [[kick him in the groin]]he says yes *awkward silence* [[Go back->say hello back]]weirdo [[Go back->you walk outside]]jk no its not [[Go back->you walk outside]] he decides to end this and walks back inside [[Go back->Start]] [[he starts to cry]]"alright, what." "come here i need to whisper it." "what?" "come" you get near he punches you in the ear. [[you insult him]] [[you flirt with him]]"shut up i aint go noe taimee fo uu." [[Go back->he seems ok with it after all]]<pre> iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiii oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo</pre> yo gave him the face [[he starts to cry]] " get the !@#$%^&* away from me." [[Go back->listen]]whatever the end [[Go back->Start]]you decide to end this and walk away. nice job the end [[Go back->Start]]dang it that wont work [[Go back->he is a demon]]you take his soul UNREASONABLE MISSION COMPLETE CONGRATS [[Go back->Start]]