You're in a hole. There's a sock in the hole. You find out the sock is worth 1,000,000 dollars. The sock belongs to Kim Kardashian. But before you woke up in the hole she told you to take care of it... but you do want a mansion to live in. [[Continue]]Hey look !You had second thoughts about not taking the sock so you go to Kim Kardashian and take out your machine guns loaded with baked potatoes and shoot them at her. She got knocked out and is probably dead. You go up to her and throw another one at her to see if she is alive. She doesn't wake up. [[Make the great escape]] You're running as fast as you can like the Ginger bread man... this mansion is worth more than you so don't break anything or set off alarms OR ELSE. Oh crap you set off one of the alarms you retard. You're still running away from the guards so you're good.. just don't look back. [[Find a way to distract the guards]]You go to one of the rooms in the mansion and try to find something that you can use against them. Oh look a jar of butter! You can't open it so BAM! you throw it at the guards and they slip & fall. Then, you go into another room and find a milk carton that Kanye West drank. Finally, you are able to get out of the mansion and you get in your car and drive into the city. Congrats! You have probably made the greatest heist in history. [[Sell the sock & Milk Carton for money]] [[Eat the sock]]You're so dumb, did you even graduate? Literally, who chooses to eat a sock? anyways, you died from the horrible taste in the sock. [[Go back->Start]]. Once again you made the greatest heist in history! But you have money so you buy a house to live in. THE ENDYou stop at the closest Pawn shop. You go to one of the workers and show them the sock and Milk Carton that you just stole. They are amazed and are willing to give you 9,000,000 dollars. [[Take the money]] [[Leave with the sock & Milk Carton]]Once again you made the greatest heist in history! But you are still homeless, good luck. THE END