Your name is Cecil. You are a girl with short, brown hair and emerald eyes. You are planning to throw a tea party with your close friend, whose name is Grace. However, you have a problem. You are stuck in a very tall tree. Grace helped you climb the tree. And now, you need her help getting down from it. She isn't here though. She left to get some tea for the tea party. What will you do? [[jump]] [[wait for grace]] [[attempt to climb down]]Are you sure you want to jump? You are 8 feet up in the air. Who cares though? As long as you get down from this tree. [[go ahead and jump already]]No! This is boring! [[Start]]You attempt to climb down, but you see a spider and decide not to go close to it. You hate spiders. [[man up and face the spider!]] [[climb further up the tree]]You broke your leg. [[Start]]Yeah! You can do this! It's only a tiny spider anD IT'S GETTING CLOSER NOPE NOPE NOPE [[attempt to climb down]]You climb even further up the tree. You are even more stuck. Why did you think this was a good idea? Well, at least you're away from the spider. [[remember that you have your cell phone with you and call Grace]] [[do nothing]]Oh, yeah. You have your cell phone with you. Heh. You forgot. [[hurry up and call her!]]... [[climb further up the tree]]You call Grace. [[Grace: Hello?]]Grace: Hello? [[...I need help.]] [[ThERE IS A SPIDeR U P HErE!! HElP ME EEEeE]]You: ...I need help. Grace: WhAT IS WRONG? I AM ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW. [[wait for Grace to come rescue you from the spider]]You: ThERE IS A SPIDeR U P HErE!! HElP ME EEEeE Grace: ... Grace: //hangs up// [[Grace: Hello?]]You wait for Grace. [[There she is!!]]You notice a tall girl with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. She is carrying 28 boxes of tea. She drops them all on the grass and climbs the tree to ask you what's wrong. [[hug her]] [[say hello to her and tell her what's wrong]]You hug her and you both fall out of the tree and die. [[There she is!!]]You: You're here! Finally! Grace: What happened? [[There's a spider and I need you to get it for me.]] [[I'm stuck in this tree.]]Grace: lol no u have to do it urself bye Grace: //jumps down from the tree// [[say hello to her and tell her what's wrong]]Grace: Okay! ^-^ She grabs you and climbs down from the tree. She puts you down on the soft grass and points to the pile of tea that she dropped earlier. Grace: I got the tea. You: I can see that. [[pick up tea]] [[tell Grace to pick up the tea]]You pick up the tea. [[walk back to your house to get the teacups]]You: Pick up the tea. Grace: Okay. She picks up the tea. [[walk back to your house to get the teacups]]You and Grace decide to walk back to your house to get the teacups. While you walk, you see an ant pile. [[kick it]] [[continue walking]]Grace: No! [[continue walking]]You continue walking. Then, you realize that you left the tea on the ground, and you don't want anyone to steal your tea. [[turn back]] [[ignore it. It will probably still be there when you get back.]]You turn back. When you get there, you see some douchebag trying to steal your tea. You look at Grace. She is very angry. She looks like she is about to explode. What will you do to defend your precious tea? [[politely ask him to give back the tea]] [[kick him]]No! You will NOT ignore it! Tea is VERY IMPORTANT and you simply cannot allow it to be stolen. [[turn back]]YOU WILL SHOW NO MERCY. HE TRIED TO STEAL YOUR TEA. [[kick him]]You kick him. Grace punches him in the face and knocks him out. You gather up the boxes of tea and walk back to your house to get the teacups. [[arrive at your house]]You arrive at your house and unlock the door. You walk into the kitchen. You have to be careful when you get the teacups, though. You have a lot of teacups and you don't want to knock them over. [[carefully take two teacups from the shelf]] [[screw everything up and make all the teacups fall off]]You carefully take two teacups from the shelf. You need hot water. [[microwave some water]]You knock over all the teacups. You loved them very much, you don't know how you can go on living. You are a monster. You killed your own children. You call the teacups your children. You are a 14 year old girl and you don't actually have children. But you love your teacups very much. [[die]]You're dead. [[arrive at your house]]You're feeling lazy, so you microwave the water. there's better ways to get hot water, but you don't care. Oh! The microwave is about to go off! [[COUNT DOWN WITH THE MICROWAVE]][[5]][[4]][[3]][[2]][[1]][[YYYYYEEEEAAHHH]]You get the hot water out of the microwave. Grace: So where are we going to have the tea party? [[right here]] [[by the tree]]You: By the tree. Grace: Okay. [[walk to the tree]]Grace: So where are we going to have the tea party? You: Right here. Grace: Okay. Grace: //sits on the floor You: ? ? ? Grace: Right here. On the floor. You: Well I meant "At the table." but okay. You: //sits on the floor [[put a teabag into the hot water]]You put a teabag into the hot water. While you are waiting, you decide to get some sugar to put in the tea. [[get sugar]]You stand up and get the bowl of sugar off the counter. [[sit back down]]You sit back down and pour yourself a cup of tea. Then, you pour a cup of tea for Grace. [[put sugar in your tea]]You put 10 spoonfuls of sugar into your small cup of tea. It looks delicious. [[hand the bowl of sugar to Grace]]You hand the bowl of sugar to Grace and she puts two spoonfuls of sugar into her tea. [[drink the tea]]You drink the tea. You and Grace are having a great time. [[THE END]]THE ENDYou walk to the tree and discover that the douchebag who stole your tea is conscious. [[forgive him and invite him to have tea with you]]You: Do you want to have tea with us? ^-^ Douchebag who stole your tea: No. He kills you and runs. Grace is left with your dead body. [[THE END]]