whats up man? so are you just chillin? oh, you going to a seven eleven, and thats cool you dont need to know my name. [[just call me man, man.]]alright, ill just call you man, goddamn son. [[alright man]] [[what do i look like?]]<pre>` |||||||||| / ( <O> ) <O> ( / \ --- )----( ( `</pre> [[you look so beautiful man]]thanks man. [[alright man]]so you were going around at a seven eleven and you were like buying some food [[some chips]] [[one of those self serve slushy drinks]] [[a pine tree air freshener]]well. don't you just love these self serve machine? they let you put in and choose whatever slushies you want. you can even choose to put multiple different slushies in one cup. thats called freedom, man. you want the [[cola slushy]] [[blue raspberry slushy]] [[cherry slushy]] [[all of them mixed together]]what are you doing? why the hell are you eating air freshener? thats weird man. you know what? how about you buy [[some chips]]alright. so they've got this entire aisle dedicated to chips. its got like every type of chips ever. this is so wonderful. you want to walk around and eat all the chips. you're so hungry. [[you grab all the chips.]] nah, ill [[buy one bag.]]the total is $55.50 you dont have the money to pay for it. you just take it without asking. the bag is too heavy, so you trip and fall. the end.so you fill the cup with one of those cola slushies. it gets pretty full and you try to turn off the nozzle, but you cant. so you just leave it on and go talk to the cashier about it. it turns out that you two have a lot in common, and you forget why you started talking to him in the first place. then you just leave. the enddude, you love these things. love it so much that you cant pay for it, so you just walk out with it. you are later found and arrested for petty theft. the enddude. you fill it up with the cherry and it tastes terrible. the cashier guy isnt looking and you dump it out. youre so wasteful. which one do you want now? [[blue raspberry slushy]] [[cola slushy]] [[all of them mixed together]]you get them all mixed together, its all right but you have intense diarrhea for the next week. the end.you buy the chips and go home. the end.