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By Broppers Schneemann

It was almost dusk. The temperature was 10000000000000000000000000000000 degrees. A lone figure stormed out of a building nearby. The guy ran into the woods not noticing a sign that said private hunting range the guy was muttering about how society was flawed and a few minutes later

He found an abandoned shack he took off the hood he was wearing. He pulled out a duffle bag and out of the duffle bag he pulled out a laptop and started muttering in a language that was inhuman and was not any alien voice ever heard by humans the laptop glowed red and long pieces of code started to appear instead of standard green it was inverted (the year is 4678462424846 n.i.p.t )(no point in time)he took the code out of the laptop and put it on the floor the code glowed and transformed the house into a fort armed with machine guns and canons it was like he was preparing for something and then the thing he was preparing for arrived and it was not just one it was 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. The guns started firing and blood spilled on the ground and it seemed that there were invisible soldiers (the monsters were zombies/cyborgs/Ned/werewolf/twins) AFTER A LITTLE WHILE A FIGURE STEPPED OUT OF THE WOODS HE WAS WEARING a suit and tie there was a player tag above him saying Joe Biden (his rank was president) two secret service guards appeared behind him and pulled out 100000 guns and swords they started to chop up and dice the Neds. Once they were done all four guys went into the fort and then started to discuss the release of the young children (who were humans) in the basement who were being tortured for information on where the Declaration of Alien Independence was located all he knew it was somewhere on earth the alien said that he was taking them to the white house in a nondescript white van painted to look like an ice cream van that said free candy painted in red and it also sold drugs and guns and many more illegal items from the black market and many more unreliable sources and from TV shows and movies not the Avatar movies. And then the alien said “Go Russia!” and stormed out of the gathering and was promptly beamed up by his spaceship and flew away and attacked a drug convoy that could harm his business and beamed them up to his spaceship and into the ship and then turned around and flew to the universal small talk center (with muffins) and landed 2000000000 feet above it on a helipad and unloaded the drugs and dangerous weaponry and loaded the drugs into some drones and made them spray the whole city with “white” dust and after a while the cartel force stormed the pad and almost killed him but Donald Trump was able to save him and while they were trying escape in a chopper a guy named Obama sniped Trump and he fell and was split into two by the empire state building and his head fell on a street and mentally injured millions of people and a guy named John F Kennedy was riding down a street in Austin and sniped the sniper and survived and the alien drinks some coffee and watches Netflix and that’s the end of the drug wars and it stopped in a chip bag and in that chip bag was the entire universe and all the alternate Reality’s. Later the copter landed at his base up in the rocky mountains and another alien ran up and said “Hello Bob” Welcome back behind the alien were Joe Biden and the secret service agents, Obama, Ned, a MacBook Pro with legs, and John F Kennady QQ ⦿⦿