a bad skull day which is me arts
A man wakes up in an escape pod remembering a loud almost demonic noise and a strange almost comforting warm sensation. As he awoke he was met with a strange sight, his mortuus corpus. He was annoyed that he was dead, or so he thought he was dead, but after skulking he realized that he was not dead but rather there was a corpse identical to his form. Soon after he realized that the escape pod was on fire and the corpse had a cool gun so he took the gun and ran for his life. The explosion threw the man into the desert. “What a strange desert it was, it was white like the old terran sands of North America, but the sand was also filled with golden stripes. It was beautiful”. The man was knocked out for 2 hours. While he is unconscious, you, the reader, get introduced to the things that live in the man's mind. Right now you'll only see one, the important one, the protagonist that you see in the explosion. The man got minor amnesia and that was the death of Decision Dave and Motor-Function Mario. After that, the protagonist was born into the two roles. Next, the man whose name was Raymund, awoke in the desert with a splitting headache and a bleeding scalp. He put a hand on his head and started walking. Raymund walked until he found a road, but the road looked abandoned, so he just kept walking until he found a gas station, which also looked abandoned. He looked around and found a can of water. After drinking the can he saw a car. He put his thumb in the air and the car stopped the man in the driver's seat asked Raymund “Where ya heading?” Raymund said “The nearest hospital,” and then got in the car. After a relatively short car ride compared to the terrible desert romp, he was relieved to finally go to a hospital. Unfortunately, the money he had with him was not accepted in the doctor's office, but the doctor told him “Ya got 5 days to live if you don't get treatment but you have to pay the bill of 8.000.0 brotherhood standard credits or BS creds” after that scatty information, Raymund ran to the local bounty board. Little did he know that a man named Carl Khvnof was standing in front of the bounty sign. Carl said, “Hey buddy, get out of my sight!” Raymund responded, “Aw man I was hoping to avoid violence while going to a sign in the middle of the road”. He then shot Carl in the liver. Carl ran away and Raymund walked to the bounty board. There was only one bounty and it was a dangerous one, something about a wendigo monster. The man posting the bounty wanted to meet at the local pub. At the pub, Raymund looked around and found the man who put up the poster his name was William, or as his enemies called him “The Hunter.” Raymund said “I'm here about the bounty you put up” and then Bill said “Alrighty then son, you’re desperate or you've got something to prove, but I won't ask any more questions about why you’re doing this”. “You shot my nephew but he'll be fine, he could use some lead in the liver”. Raymund said, “That mule was your nephew? Why was he standing there in the first place?” Bill Kvnof said, “Because I told him to.” Raymund said, “Ok I can see the way you would do that. Now, what's a wendigo?” Willy said “Have you been living under the surface of New Jupiter? How do I explain this? A wendigo is what happens when a brotherhood member gets consumed by hatred and blood lust, that brother loses his soul leaving nothing but a husk of nanobots and hatred, that is a wendigo. An animal that does not need food but hunts anyways,” said Willy. Raymund said, “Ah! That sounds scary but I need the money to live.” Willy Khvof said, “NOW THAT'S THE SPIRIT, SON! NOW TO THE WOODS WE GOOOOOOO, SONYYYYYY!”. After a while of searching the woods, “They were such beautiful woods, the tree tops were full of orange but the bark of the trees was dark red like an old blood stain and the trees themselves were as tall as they were beautiful.” After that rant Raymund and Liam found the Wendigo’s lair, a cave with an alarming amount of blood and viscera at the entrance lay the corpse of a little girl who had gone missing in the woods there were dozens of missing persons posters in town of that poor girl. So Raymund and Liam Khvof went deeper into the cave. Oh, the horrors found in that den of hate. The walls were covered in blood and gore and all manner of bodily fluids but that was only the first chamber the rest were worse and worse and worse as we descended deeper and deeper the walls started to be more and more covered in blood gore and bones. But at the final chamber the floor was made of people skinless and limbless but still alive but the walls, oh, the walls were covered in blue yellow, and purple gore. It was almost pretty. But then the wendigo appeared and, before Raymund could blink, Willy Billy's leg came off! The wendigo lurched surprisingly slowly compared to how it ripped off the hunter's leg. The thing responsible for the horrors in this cave looked like a man who had been set on fire and then rebuilt by Satan himself. “I went into a state of rage and shot the thing in the head it did nothing I tossed hunters leg at it DID NOTHING THEN I RAN AT THAT ABOMINATION AND RIPPED ITS HEAD IN HALF I SAW ITS BRAIN I CRUSHED IT”. And then the mighty wendigo turned to dust Raymund rejoiced. Raymund and what’s his name walked out of the cave. Then Billiam said “Well son, my pride took a beating after that thing almost killed me. Looks like I'm not retiring today.” Raymund helped no-one-gives-a-damn with his blood loss, and they took the corpse of the little girl back with them to her family. Raymund got that life-saving brain surgery that he wanted so badly while William Khnof got his leg replaced. AND THAT WAS A BAD SKULL DAY. ⦿⦿